Niemann Quotes 1
The Niemann quotes: Danielle talks in her sleep...a lot. Often I am fortunate enough to wake up and hear her speak. Sometimes it's sage advice, other times philosophical musings, usually its just incoherent ramblings. I present to you some of my favorite quotes.
D: Here comes an animal.
M: What kind of animal?
D: A busy cookie animal.
M: What do they do?
D: Eat other pretend animals.
M: What kind of animal?
D: A busy cookie animal.
M: What do they do?
D: Eat other pretend animals.
D: Don't let them be exposed to the light.
M: What?
D: Any other books you might be reading. They will be ruined.
M: how?
D: Newspaper scratch-offs.
M: What?
D: Any other books you might be reading. They will be ruined.
M: how?
D: Newspaper scratch-offs.
D: (looks at clock)
D: Is that the time right now or is it Pennsyvania Dutch time?
D: Is that the time right now or is it Pennsyvania Dutch time?
D: The Easter Bunny keeps hoppin' on it.
M: On what?
D: My nose.
M: On what?
D: My nose.
D: I just checked the test data.
M: And what did it show.
D: Porpoises.
M: And what did it show.
D: Porpoises.
D: Look here's the new candy bar. It tastes like bacon.
D: To all my fans: eat potatoes!